Monday, February 2, 2009

Word of advice: Point the hand lotion dispenser away from you as you push down on the pump. Otherwise you risk the pump malfunctioning and staining your shirt.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I wish there were guidelines for life, like there are in desktop publishing programs. Whenever I'd feel confused I could "snap to guides" and would figure out what to do.

Friday, January 9, 2009

I'm here. Hi.